Something moderately amusing
I thought you guys might find this kind of funny. Peace out. PaulActual excepts from Church Newsletters...
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

3 Comments:
really hilarious, are they from our news letter at cpc?
Sorry for putting the link on my blog. I had no idea you would waste so much time there. I use to go there a lot when i was younger, but it was different. After they changed it I haven't been there much, wasting my time like some people I know.
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Lizzie
Awww. I'm sorry Paul. I didn't mean that comment to be a mean one. I hope that "bite me" isn't a serious one. That would make me sad.
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